10. “They told me at the blood bank this might happen.”
9. “This is just a 15-minute power nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to.”
8. “Whew! Guess I left the top off the whiteout. You probably got here just in time!”
7. “I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.”
6. “I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.”
5. “I was doing a highly specific yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Do you discriminate against people who practice yoga?”
4. “Shoot! Why did you interrupt me? I almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem!”
3. “The coffee machine is broken…”
2. “Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot.”
1. “…In Jesus’ name, Amen.”
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it should say the top10 excuses for getting caught sleeping
at your desk ,no matter what you use ,your so busted .
lmAo, ill rmmba that if i eva fall asleep,
how bout i was jst resting my eyes xD
LMAO
loved them!!
star *star*star*star*star*star
wish i could give you more than one
lol haha … how about i was cleaning the coffee stains ” i have deep stains ” .. or i was checking if my laptop has flees !! ^_^
Hilarious.
Very good ones.
Gonna have to used them.
i never worked at a desk & this desk involves fun talking to you guys so i wont sleep here
lol!!!
hahahahahahahahahahaha …… !
those are great, I’m going to try those sometimes … boring jobs come with plenty of opportunity for sleep, I know that for a fact.
:O)
thanks for the laugh!!
Das ist sehr lustig! Was magst du in deiner freitzeit? Ich lese gern…..Das ist super cool!
Great – I’ve never fallen asleep at my desk – but i did take a short power nap under it one day!!
amen! LMAO!! very funny!
good stuff man!