- “They told me at the blood bank this might happen.”
- “This is just a 15 minute power nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to.”
- “Whew! Guess I left the top off the Wite-Out. You probably got here just in time!”
- “I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.”
- “I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.”
- “I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?”
- “Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.”
- “The coffee machine is broken.”
- “Someone must’ve put decaf in the wrong pot.”
- “… in Jesus’ name. Amen.”
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I LOVE THE LAST ONE! thats so funny!
It wasn’t me !
Hahahahahahhaaha. Some of those are good.
hahahahahaa!! thanks!
“I should cut back a bit on the allnighters, working on our company’s projects that I’m so passionate about!”…
“That’s a lovely dress your wearing, Mrs. Cleaver” *big smiles*
They are all pretty funny. Where are you getting them from?
the jesus one is really good lol
Sleeping on the job:
Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk
15. “They told me at the blood bank this might happen.”
14. “This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to.”
13. “Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper”
12. “I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!”
11. “This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!”
10. “I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance”
9. “Actually I’m doing a “Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan” (SLEEP) I learned it at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend.
8. “I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress.”
7. “Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.”
6. “The coffee machine is broken….”
5. “Someone must’ve put decaf in the wrong pot.”
4. “Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won’t wear off!”
3. “Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!”
2. “I wasn’t sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands.”
AND THE #1 BEST THING TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK:
“Amen”
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hey yaar i had already read all this stuff …. anyways .. thanx 4 2;)
hahahaha!!! great joke…
really good! but what do you say if you are caught sleeping during class?
very funny, I like the last one the most.
“…in Jesus’name, Amen.”
I caught one of my coworkers sleeping once.
He said “Those painkillers are damn strong!”.
I really like that blood bank one though HAHA. I almost peed on myself.
hey i just learned a method to improve our company sales from my dream and you wanna know it??