1. They told me at the blood bank this might happen.
2. This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to.
3. Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper.
4. I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!
5. This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!
6. I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.
7. Actually I’m doing a “Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan” (SLEEP). I learned it at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend.
8. I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress.
9. Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.
10. The coffee machine is broken.
11. Someone must’ve put decaf in the wrong pot.
12. Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won’t wear off!
13. Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!
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I’m almost certain there is peanut butter in this keyboard… see if you smell it too?
I can’t believes that works! You ever unstick a key with your teeth?
Are my eyes still red? I must be alergic to that copy machine’s chemicals.
Hahahaha, omg that is too funny
I would probably use 4, 10 or 15, depending on my mood at the time. lol
Amen!
1,5,or 12.
That is why I always faced the other way….so no one could see my eyes…although the bobbing head may have been a give away lol
1. is the absolute best excuse I have ever heard for this situation.
Good ones! Ha Ha!
number 15 seems fair
ha good ones, but they won’t really work for me cause I work over a hot grill, basically you fall asleep on that thing and well….. u get the point.
lmao… then again you could just wake up and say “AMEN”
hahahahaha
very good ones… thanx for sharing