1.”Oh, man! come in at 6 and look what happens.”
2.”You don’t discriminate against people with latient atrophy zymosis yeast syndrome do you?!.”
3.”They told me at the blood bank this might happen.”
4.”Oh hi, i was tring to pick up my contact lens without my hands.”
5.”This is just a 15 min power nap like they raved about at the management course you sent me on.”
6.”I was just meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.”
7.”I was just testing the keyboard for drool resistance.”
8.”This is a highly specific yoga position to relive work stress.”
9.”The coffee machine is broken.”
10.”It’s okay i’m still billing the client.”
11.”And i especialy want to thank you for my excellent boss amen.”
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They’re not bad at all.
How about –
What? This Is a mattress factory, I was doing quality control…
Yeah, okay, so your jokes are better. I tried.
“Hey I was just thinking about our plans for the new advertiement.I think you did a wonderful job with choosing. The city should give you key to the city.
i had bugs in my eyes and i was trying to sufficate them,always works.
That was good. Lol
3.”They told me at the blood bank this might happen.”
DDDDDDD
9.”The coffee machine is broken.”
11.”And i especialy want to thank you for my excellent boss amen.”
might just work
lol x
No.. 8 ..Absolutely.. Can never question fitness.
yep. 11 is a belter.
Very funny! Oh great, now, I want to sleep!!!
yes very good :::::and oh get H&S in quick what caused that ::!!
I was just seeing if anyone else in the office realised that I was pretending to be asleep!!!
come on bossie lady give me a break
12. I was reading the same old jokes on yahoo answers.
(not yours by the way)
4 and 11 r best
I love this
I am going to make copies and distribute them at work
id use number ten my boss would defiantly see the funny side
Lol, very good! Thanks!
Will possibly have to test some of these out in the future! lol
I like 11 the best
I would select #11. LOL
Nice lines, I might show these to a friend.
I’ll try and remember these.funny.
Here’s another one (it’s not funny but it’s an excuse!) “Didn’t you see that new research? A nap in the middle of the day helps prevent heart problems in the future”
i love the last one! everyone at works giving me funny looks for laughing! x
this is not a question.