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Top Ten Excuses for falling asleep at work ^_^
“They told me at the blood bank this might happen.”
“I wasn’t sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands.”
“I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!”
“Amen”
“This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to.”
“Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper”
“I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress.”
“This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!”
“Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won’t wear off!”
“Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.”

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  1. Yes but don’t use them all at once there is some gold in there.
    For work i think the last one is by far the nest there is no answer to that one
    Wake up and read my answer sleepy head.

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  2. I like the Amen one.

    - Hardrock

  3. ha, ha, ha. very funny

    - ekduin

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    - ™Spacema

  5. the first,fourth,fifth,ninth and tenth ones were the best

    - haha

  6. I tried them at work, at one time, but my boss had already used them and knew that I was faking it. Didn’t work for me.

    - Russian T

  7. Most of them have worked for me!!

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  8. 10th excuse is cute excuse,,,

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  9. ha ha funny, OMG dublin boy is on a long laugh than his normal teehee LOL

    - Pd

  10. nice…will be sure to tell my “working” mates them lol wonder if it would work at school? lol

    - kez_124

  11. good

    - stone

  12. likin the ‘amen’ one!

    - nickname

  13. i gotta remember these!
    the “amen” one will deffinately work!

    - √ÜĽТŨЯЗ
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