Conservatives, Can I Help You Relax?

Just in case you’ve had a rough day, here’s a stress management technique
recommended in all the latest psychological texts.
The funny thing is that it really works.
1. Picture yourself near a stream.
2. Birds are softly chirping in the cool mountain air.
3. No one but you knows your secret place.
4. You are in total seclusion from the hectic place called “the world”.
5. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.
6. The water is crystal clear.
7. You can easily make out the face of the Democrat you’re holding underwater.
8. See, you’re smiling already.

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