. It’s an incentive to show up.
2. It reduces stress
3. It leads to more honest communications.
4. It reduces complaints about low pay.
5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.
6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.
7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter.
8. It encourages carpooling.
9. Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job you don’t care.
10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
11. It makes fellow employees look better.
12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they have had a couple of drinks.
14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.


yes! i’m printing this out and posting it outside of HR!
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I love it! I am forwarding it to my boss! perhaps he will take my suggestion and I will finally get that promotion! I’ll let you know what happens.
Thanks smiley!!!!!
yeah im allowed to drink at my job. its cool. no one gets drunk though.. or at least not that much.
lol
No question? okay well, I just got 2 free points. : )
funny
Heck yes I’d vote for you! -Napoleon Dynamite
That’s great, we should all drink at work!
luv your list.
15. less focus at work
16. more fights
17. more rapes/sex
18. lawsuits
19. DUI before/after work hours
20. Employees look a lot more attractive (this includes married ones)
21. looks very professional
I like it! Some people I know work like that already . . . . . catering, it’s notorious!!!
he he now i know – and 2mrw onwards i will be drinking 500 ml prior going duty
I want that job!
alright
the bloke who wrote this must really be a rookie, if you gotta drink at work, QUIT,GET OUT OF THERE. BEFORE YOU MAKE A COMPLETE *** OF YOUR SELF / AND OR GET HURT SERIOUSLY. the job aint worth it, and the rest of the folks around you dont want you stinkin up the joint with booze if you cant carry the load. drunk workers aint funny theyre dangerous!!