10. “They told me at the blood bank this might happen.”
9. “This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to.”
8. “Whew! Guess I left the top off the white-out. You probably got here just in time!”
7. “I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.”
6. “I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.”
5. “I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?”
4. “Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.”
3. “The coffee machine is broken…”
2. “Someone must’ve put decaf in the wrong pot…”
And the #1 excuse to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk.
1. ” …… AMEN!”
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I was examining the insides of my eyelids.
The Negatively Charged Ions are playing the Positively Charged Ions on my deskpad.
When I put my ear to my desk I can hear waves breaking on shore.
My head doubles as a paperweight.
I was up all night reading the employee medical benefits information.
Dag, I was wondering why it got dark all of a sudden.
I have a sinus infection, this is how I breathe best.
The desk was starting to float.
I’m practicing memorization techniques, this is how I don’t cheat.
Somebody dropped a hint and I’m trying to find it for them.
I’m running a virus scan, I just take longer than the computer.
It’s called pacing myself, sir.
Shhh, the dream is almost over, this is the best part.
I think #1 is the best. A boss would not have a leg to stand on for that one. No one wants to mess with religion at the workplace.
lol heard it before 8/10
call me crazy but i don’t think that’s a question at all!?!?!
funny though…
…how bout something about looking for your contact lens?