10. “They told me at the blood bank this might happen.”
9. “This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to.”
8. “Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time!”
7. “I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.”
6. “I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.”
5. “I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?”
4. “Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.”
3. “The coffee machine is broken…”
2. “Someone must’ve put decaf in the wrong pot…”
And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk…
1. ” … in Jesus’ name. Amen.”
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hehe nice one cuds,just been going thru all these depressing answers some sad,but this has really cheered me up,
very clever too
Cheers M8
LOL great excuses indeed!!
I like ” lo siento, no hablo ingles”
Justin
LOL! very funny…and amen to that! I think i might have to use those…thanks for the ideas! god bless!
tah, mate. I especially liked 6. A true pisser!
that was funny….maybe you should work for David Letterman and become one of his writers. this was great, especially the”….testing for drool resistance.” And, that Write-Out does possess a very strong odor, too. Very funny.
i ran out of beer
i ran out of cig’s
i ran out of goldschlager
i ran out of speeders
i overdosed on sleeping pills purposely because i hate my job and want to die
ok thats all doll you can fill in the next 5 for me ,have a great weekend
i will use those in school…OMG i have a way to fall asleep now
Seen some of these before, but Number 1 is a new one and made me laugh.
Will have to remember that one